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Ruined

Super Haikus

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i know many guys.
you are the only one, though,
that knows how to fly.

will you please help me?
i've locked my keys in my car.
pull off the windshield.

lois is pretty.
you mind if i hit that, dude?
hey, put me back down.

x-ray vision, huh?
i bet that comes in handy
for hunting termites.

i've always wondered,
are your eyeballs bullet proof?
oh, i guess they're not.

you friends with batman?
why doesn't he just use guns?
batterangs are lame.

do you like my tea?
i put kryptonite in it.
oh my god, sorry.

you'd better go now.
i'm sure the world needs saving.
watch out for pigeons.
Last Updated on Saturday, 07 February 2009 21:25
 


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